Tuesday, March 17, 2009

THE RECESSION IS OVER

THE RECESSION IS OVER.

NYTIMES: THE DOW IS UP 13% IN THE LAST 5 DAYS!

HERE ARE TODAY'S NUMBER:
  • Dow
  • 7,395.70
  • +178.73
  • +2.48%

EMPLOYMENT NUMBERS WILL LAG, BUT THE WORST IS OVER.

IT'S TIME TO BUY STOCKS AND CARS AND HOUSES.

DON'T POSTPONE JOY: BUY! BUY! BUY!

HURRY: BEFORE OBAMA'S TAX INCREASES TAKE EFFECT!

3 comments:

  1. AH!!!!
    Now I feel better.
    Dude, that was funny!

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  2. Anonymous4:26 PM

    LOL! GOOD ONE!

    Yep, buy into the bear rally before it's too late to loose any more of whatever you have left. OH, the excitement. I can barely contain myself.

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  3. MARK MY WORDS.

    I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO PRDICTED THE OIL BUBBLE'S BURST.

    THE ONLY ONE.

    I WILL BE PROVED RIGHT AGAIN.

    CITIBANK WAS BELOW A BUCK, NOW IT'S OVER 3.

    THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE ONEY IN STOCKS IS TO BUY LOW.

    THIS IS YOUR CHANCE.

    DON'T BLOW IT.

    BUY AND HOLD.

    IF YOU WAIT FOR THE MARKET TO COME BACK YOU WILL HAVE MISSED IT.

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