WHY NOT NAME A BRIDGE FOR CAROLINE, INSTEAD OF GIFTING HER WITH AN IMPORTANT GOVERNMENT JOB!?

IN NYC, THEY NAMED A BRIDGE FOR HER UNCLE TWO MONTHS AGO.

THAT'S A FINE WAY TO RECOGNIZE AND MEMORIALIZE RFK'S SERVICE TO OUR NATION.

WHY NOT DO THE SAME FOR CAROLINE!?

• OH. THAT WOULDN'T BE APPROPRIATE ON ACCOUNT OF THE FACT THAT SHE HASN'T DONE A DAMN THING FOR OUR NATION OR THE REGION.

• FINE. THEN LET'S MAKE HER A SENATOR. IT'S NOW LOOKING LIKE THE GUV WILL DO JUST THAT.
  

• THAT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE.

• SHEESH.

• AS I FIRST SUGGESTED ON DECEMBER 2ND, THE FAIR THING TO DO WOULD BE TO NAME A CARETAKER FOR THE SEAT - ONE WITH GRAVITAS, LIKE MARIO CUOMO.

• THEN LET CAROLINE AND ANYONE ELSE WIN THE SEAT ON THEIR OWN, BASED ON THEIR MERITS IN AN ELECTION.