"During the Vietnam War, President Jimmy Carter sent us a mass text message at 3AM that we had to start wearing sweaters."THIS OUTRAGEOUS IDIOCY DISQUALIFIES HER!
Oh... sorry... wrong quote, wrong speaker.
NEVER MIND!
Here's the real disqualifying gaffe:
More here."When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened,'" Barack Obama's running mate [Joe Biden] recently told the "CBS Evening News."
Except, Republican Herbert Hoover was in office when the stock market crashed in October 1929. There also was no television at the time; TV wasn't introduced to the public until a decade later, at the 1939 World's Fair.
Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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