WILL OBAMA CHOKE TONGIHT?

MAYBE...

HE LOOKS MIGHTY NERVOUS TO ME
AS HE STOOD IN FRONT OF
THE TEMPLE OF GLOOM LAST NIGHT...

• HE HAS NEVER EVER BEEN IN SUCH A BIG PRESSURE MOMENT.
• NOT IN HIS HOLE LIFE.
• HE HAS NEVER FLOWN A JET OFF AN AIRCRAFT CARRIER.
• OR BEEN SHOT AT.
• OR BEEN SHOT DOWN AND TORTURED.
• HE IS COMPLETELY UNTESTED.
• AND HE HAS NOT A SINGLE NOTABLE ACCOMPLISHMENT TO SHOW FOR HIS PRIVILEGED LIFE.
• I THINK HE WILL CHOKE.
• BECOME SWEPT UP IN THE MONENT'S ANXIETY AND ELATION, AND STRAY FROM THE TEXT.
• I EXPECT HIM TO MISSPEAK - LIKE BIDEN DID LAST NIGHT- ONLY WORSE.
• SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF 57 STATES.