THE REAL REASON FOR OBAMA'S HAWAIIAN VACATION: KEEPING HIM UNDER WRAPS UNTIL THE CONVENTION SO HE DOESN'T BLOW IT!

• OBAMA HEADS FOR HAWAII FOR MUCH NEEDED REST.

• ONE WHOLE WEEK.

• HE AND HIS CAMPAIGN MANAGERS THINK THAT ONCE RESTED, HE WILL RETURN TO FORM - SPARKLE AGAIN - AND NOT STUTTER, FUMPHER, BLURT OUT GAFFE AFTER GAFFE AND GENERALLY LOOK AND SOUND LIKE A LOSER.

• MAYBE HIS BARITONE WILL RETURN, TOO; (HAVE YOU NOTICED HE SOUNDS LIKE A WHINING TENOR LATELY? IT'S THE PRESSURE ON HIS NUTS!).

• THEY ARE WRONG. OBAMA IS A LOSER. AN ANTI-AMERICAN LOSER. A FLASH ON THE PAN. HE'S GOING NOWHERE BUT DOWN.

• *******UPDATE: ANOTHER REASON THE CAMPAIGN WANTS OBAMA IN HAWAII AND OUT OF THE LIME-LIGHT IS THAT THEY'RE RUNNING SCARED:
  

• IF HE KEEPS SPEWING GAFFES AND CONTINUES PLUMMETING IN THE POLLS, THEN THE SUPER-DELEGATES WILL BAIL-OUT AND HILLARY WILL GET THE NOMINATION!
  

HILLARY ---- OBAMA --- WHO CARES: THEY'RE BOTH WRONG FOR AMERICA.

VOTE ACCORDINGLY.