ELECTION 2008: WHAT WOULD SHAKESPEARE DO? WHO WOULD SHAKESPEARE VOTE FOR?

" The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."

Shakespeare; Henry VI, 4.2.59; Butcher to Jack Cade

Well, we mustn't go THAT far. REPEAT: we mustn't go that far!

But I know where Shakespeare's coming from.

Here's the real solution: We just have to STOP putting them into office!

Here's are some old favorite lawyer jokes:

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A. A vampire only sucks blood at night.

Q: Why does California have the most attorneys, and New Jersey have the most toxic waste dumps?
A: New Jersey got first pick.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
A: Lawyers accumulate frequent flyer points.

Q: What's the problem with lawyer jokes?
A: Lawyer's don't think they're funny, and no one else thinks they're jokes.

Remember: Hillary and Edwards are lawyers, too.

But Neither McCain or Palin is a lawyer.

VOTE ACCORDINGLY.

[P.S.: WHICH CANDIDATES HAVE REAL SMILES, AND WHOSE ARE FAKE?]