WHAT EXPLAINS OBAMA'S MYSTERIOUS HOLD ON THE LEFT?

• OBAMA HAS ALREADY CHANGED POSITIONS ON JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING - AND THE CAMPAIGN HAS JUST BARELY BEGUN.
• AND... HE HAS NO PUBLIC RECORD TO RUN ON.
• HE HAS ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING IN HIS LIFE EXCEPT GETTING ELECTED TO THE SENATE AND WINNING THE NOMINATION FOR PRESIDENT.
• SO...
• HOW CAN THE LEFTIES BE SO SUPPORTIVE?
• ONLY TWO THINGS CAN EXPLAIN IT.
• FIRST, HE IS THEIR SVENGALI AND THEY ARE SPELLBOUND BY HIS ORATORY. THEY GET TINGLY LEGS.
• AND SECOND, THEY KNOW WHEN HE'S WINKING AT THEM AND CONNING THE MIDDLE-OF-THE-ROAD CENTRISTS.
• LEFTISTS FEEL SECURE FEELING THAT OBAMA IS CONNING THE CENTRISTS AND NOT THEM BECAUSE THEY KNOW HIS LONG RECORD OF CLOSE RELATIONSHIPS WITH PEOPLE OF THE HARD LEFT: WRIGHT, PFLEGER, FARRAKHAN, AYERS, SAID, KHALIDI, ALINSKY, ET AL.

IF YOU'RE NOT GULLIBLE AND NOT A LEFTIST, THEN YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS VOTING FOR OBAMA.