I WANT TO SEE OBAMA'S COLLEGE AND LAW SCHOOL GRADES...

... AND HIS APPLICATION FOR ENTRANCE TO COLUMBIA AND HARVARD.

• WHY!?
• BECAUSE HE IS SO GAFFE-PRONE I CAN'T BELIEVE HE GOT GOOD GRADES.
• I MEAN: HE SEEMS LIKE DUMMIE TO ME, A SMOOTH-TALKING DUMMIE.
• UNTIL I'M PROVED WRONG, THAT'S WHAT HE IS.
• BUSH RELEASED HIS GRADES AT YALE AND HARVARD.
• I CHALLENGE OBAMA TO DO THE SAME.