2. Referred to his privates as the "stimulus package"
3. Mentioned that he kept running into Charlie Sheen.
4. Mysterious collection notices from "Pleasure Island"
5. Always humming theme song from Shaft in the shower
6. Traded in Ford Explorer for '72 Cadillac Fleetwood with curb feelers
7. Wore mink overcoat and hat in bed
8. Yellow crime scene tape in his pants
Also see: Eliot Spitzer croons his greatest hits!
SPITZER IS ONE OF THE UGLIEST LOOKING AND SOUNDING GUYS YOU'LL EVER SEE OR HEAR.
ReplyDeleteHE MUST KNOW THAT.
AND BEING MEGA-RICH HIS WHOLE LIFE, HE MUST HAVE FIGURED ALL THE CHICKS IN HIS LIFE EVER REALLY WANTED WAS HIS MONEY - INCLUDING HIS CUTE WIFE.
IOW: HIS UGLINESS, WEALTH AND ARROGANCE MADE HIM THINK EVERY WOMAN WAS WHORE, AND OCCASIONALLY HE LIKED SOME WHO WERE YOUNG AND HOT.
I'm not sure I can anything to this thread, other than mentioning that I was attracted to it for some reason. hmmm...I can't quite place it...
ReplyDeleteOh yea...
no CAPS LOCK!
do italics turn you off, too!?
ReplyDeletejerk.
folks read too much into that stuff.
it's a facile way to make a totally superficial criticism against a post.
frankly: i like to use CAPS! because it pisses off assholes like you, chenzhenny
TROLL.
ReplyDeleteooops.
i mean troll.
asshole.
OOOPS.
i mean ASSHOLE.
sEe hOw SILLY it IS.
ReplyDelete"jerk", "troll", "asshole"...SHOUTING
ReplyDeleteYa know, I was reviewing the front page of this blog, and I can't for the life of me figure out why I'm the only outsider posting comments here.
I'm just drawing a blank.