METRO - UK: Woman's 700 emergency service sex plea calls
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!
A sex-starved woman is facing up to a year in jail for making 700 calls to the emergency services, army and the town council demanding a man.LET'S GET HER AN EMAIL ACCOUNT AND GIVE HER THE ADDRESSES OF SOME BLOGGERS.
Hanna Wozniak, 42, said: 'I was desperate for sex. It's been so long since I had someone in my bed.'
Miss Wozniak threatened to start a fire at her home in the town of Koszalin if it meant a visit from a hunky fireman.
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!
Sheesh! I wouldn't mind a man in my bed either and I don't even want to think how long it has been since I had sex, but the last people I'd ever call would be the police. What a complete idiot. If she is that desperate, spend a few dollars and go get some guy drunk at a bar and bring him home. Isn't there a song that says something like "everyone looks good a quiting time?"
ReplyDeleteThere are plenty of guys out there that I'm sure would be willing to oblige this woman, even if she is ugly as sin or fat as the Goodyear blimp. When you get to my age, it isn't a lack of men, it is a lack of men capable of performing.
INSTEAD OF SCOTCH, TRY GIVIN' THEM A VIAGRA COCKTAIL!
ReplyDeleteI think I'm going to have to interview her on the IBA Radio Show.
ReplyDeleteWhat interval of time of celibacy is required to declare a sexual emergency?
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