THE INCREDIBLE WRONGNESS OF BEING LEFT

THE LEFT IS DOOMED BECAUSE THEY'RE TRAPPED BY A WALL OF LEFTIST LIES AND BELIEVE IN A HOST OF THINGS THAT ARE JUST WRONG:

• GORE WON.

• MANKIND IS CAUSING THE PLANET TO GET CATASTROPHICALLY WARM.

• TAXES ARE TOO LOW. (NOT ON YOU, ON THE OTHER GUY RICHER THAN YOU!)
  

• WE'RE LOSING THE WAR.

• EVERYONE IN THE WORLD HATES AMERICA MORE THAN EVER.

• THERE'S A HEALTHCARE CRISIS IN AMERICA.
  
• HEALTHCARE IS BETTER OVERSEAS.
  

• KERRY WON.

• GOVERNMENT PROGRAMS CAN SOLVE ANY PROBLEM.
  

• ALL WARS ARE BAD AND CAN BE STOPPED BY NEGOTIATING.

• THE BRILLIANT BILL CLINTON'S PROVEN SEXUAL MISCONDUCT WAS NOTHING. THE IDIOT CLARENCE THOMAS'S UNPROVEN SEXUAL HARASSMENT IS HORRIBLE.

ALL OF THESE ARE FALSE. YET ALL ARE CORE BELIEFS OF THE LEFT. NO WONDER THEY'RE SO EFFED UP.

AND IT'S WHY ALL THEIR POLICY IDEAS ARE LOUSY: IF YOU'RE NOT LOOKING AT THE REAL WORLD, THEN YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO COME UP WITH REAL SOLUTIONS.