FROM tODAY'S OPINION JOURNAL "BEST OF THE WEB"

Great Orators of the Democratic Party

"One man with courage makes a majority."--attributed to Andrew Jackson

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."--Franklin D. Roosevelt

"The buck stops here."--Harry S. Truman

"Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country."--John F. Kennedy

"The biggest problem is my butt hurts. Is that normal?"--John Edwards

Yes, John Edwards actually said that. He went bicycle riding with Lance Armstrong the other day, and that's what Edwards had to say after their rendevouz.

I only wish to tell John Edwards, "Yes, in your position, Mr. Edwards, that is perfectly normal the first time around."