Friday, January 26, 2007

MICHAEL MOORE: SEND MILLIONS OF TROOPS INTO IRAQ AND KILL EVERY SINGLE IRAQI

Yep, that's his plan. It's in his own words. Of course, he means it as satire, but I've always been under the impression that an attempt at humor has to be directed at something which actually exists in the real world, or it won't be funny.

And, since this is not funny, I propose we just take Michael Moore at his word, and conclude once and for all that he is a fascist loon:
[MOORE:] You have to send in MILLIONS of troops to Iraq, not thousands! The only way to lick this thing now is to flood Iraq with millions of us! I know that you’re out of combat-ready soldiers — so you have to look elsewhere! The only way you are going to beat a nation of 27 million — Iraq — is to send in at least 28 million! Here’s how it would work:

The first 27 million Americans go in and kill one Iraqi each. That will quickly take care of any insurgency. The other one million of us will stay and rebuild the country. Simple.

[CRITTENDEN:] Or, here's another idea. How about if Michael Moore rounds up the 25 million people who saw Farenheit 9/11 and takes them over to Iraq to serve as human shields? Michael Moore's girth ought to cover at least four Iraqis all by its immense self.
Crittenden is brilliant.

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