ONE SOLUTION TO THE IRANIAN NUKE CRISIS

Most reasonable people believe that the only reason the Iranians were LYING to the IAEA for 20 years about the extent of their nuclear operations was because they were secretly developing a nuclear weapons program. WELL: If the genocidally racist and totalitarianisitically tyrannical anachronistic Iranian mullahs really want nuke weapons, why don't we give them a few of ours? We've got plenty of extra ones.

We can have the US AIR FORCE deliver some, and others can be delivered by our submarines off their coast. Heh.