CLINTON CAUGHT TOUCHING ALITO'S CUTE YOUNG BLOND DAUGHTER?

This photograph of Alito's wife and children is uncanny and unnerving (it's an official White House photograph); they are posed in front of the official portrait of former Oval Office occupant and "adulterer and perjurer in chief BJ" Clinton.

Look at it and tell me if the place that Clinton's hand seems to be "resting" isn't UNBELIEVABLY APT!