Debate Drinking Games

I have THREE GREAT ideas for DEBATE DRINKING GAMES:

1) Drink every time Kerry sticks out his tongue. (CAREFUL: he stuck it out 155 times during his Convention acceptance speech - and yes...I counted them... and yes: that was how many WERE ON CAMERA!!! No telling how many MORE were off camera...

2) Drink every time Kerry does his "shuffle like a bull"-thing: you know, he kind of moves side-to-side as if he were a bull getting ready to charge, and he does it when he's winding up to deliver some tough sub-clause, like"... and if attacked [shuffle-shuffle-shuffle] I WILL FIGHT BACK!"

3) Drink every timer Kerry exceeds his time allowance.

These THREE items guarantee y'all will get totally smashed!

ENJOY!

PS: I THINK WE SHOULD ONLY SIP FOR EACH KERRY INFRACTION;

we don't want to get too loaded!