First, there was the face-eating drugged-out cannibal in Miami.
Then there was the body-part mailing, gay cannibal snuff-film porn star in Ottawa.
And now some devil-possessed woman in San Antonio has hacked apart her infant’s head and feasted on his brains.WHAT IF ALL THESE HORRIFIC ATTACKS ARE CAUSED BY NEW DRUG - THE NEW LSD, AKA "BATH SALTS", THEN WHAT SHOULD WE DO?
GIVE IT TO OUR HARDCORE, THREE-TIME LOSER PRISON POPULATION AND AIR-DROP THEM INTO WAZIRISTAN.
IT WOULD BE LIKE "PREDATOR VERSUS ALIEN":